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The Novice Elitists is a podcast making commentaries on various films, and tv episodes.
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Saturday Sep 28, 2019
Saturday Sep 28, 2019
The Novice Elitists hop on the train to Pilotsville, with the first in a new series covering bad Superhero pilots. We give a break on the unfinished effects, and/or music, but we got strong words for the other quite terrible aspects of the production.
This commentary was originally recorded on August 20th, 2017.
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Monday Sep 23, 2019
The crew from The Novice Elitists return to the realm of schlock cinema with a commentary on the infamous crime drama, Samurai Cop!
We tackle it all in this podcast, from appropriate church attire, to Samurai Cops' hair. Really, it's the renaissance man of commentaries.
This commentary was originally recorded on August 19th, 2017.
Email us at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com!
Tuesday Sep 17, 2019
Tuesday Sep 17, 2019
The boys from the NE return with another slightly rocky commentary. This one the audio is a little more clear, and lacks the unwanted interruption from that weird buzzing, but still, it was recorded with the shit-mic, so it ain't perfect. But, bear with us, from here on that mic is out the door, and in comes a blue snowball, so things are looking up.
But apart from that, enjoy our very dated ramblings about the film, and the future of the Star Wars franchise, pre-The Last Jedi. Marvel at how we think things are actually gonna get better...
This commentary was originally recorded on July 29th, 2016.
Monday Sep 16, 2019
Monday Sep 16, 2019
The first, and very rocky commentary by The Novice Elitists. We wax poetic about the acting skills of our cast, why Dejesus sweats so much, and the 'brilliant' work of Stan Winston. We also suffer some spotty audio moments, dealing with my old, and very shitty microphone.
This commentary was originally recorded on July 14th, 2016.