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The Novice Elitists is a podcast making commentaries on various films, and tv episodes.
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Saturday Feb 08, 2020
Saturday Feb 08, 2020
It's that time of year again folks. Long in the annuals of TNE history have the lads made reference to this daunting horror of a film...The time has finally come to make good on those taunts. Will The Predator prove to be as bad as they remembered? Or have they misjudged this return of the prodigal son (Shane Black) to the franchise? Watch along with us and find out! We've got our best nipple clamps on, and our safe words are set firmly in place, as we prepare to dive into a masochistic nightmare with the 2018 flop-spectacular: The Predator.
This commentary was recorded on
Dec 7th, 2019.
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Monday Feb 03, 2020
Monday Feb 03, 2020
Ladies and Gentlemen, the boys are back and we've returned in style. This time coovering the 2017 box office bust, King Arthur: The Legend of the Sword. The boys discuss the pros and cons of this new take on the Arthurian legends. Does Guy Richie bring something new to the table? Did this film deserve it's early box office grave? Or do we think the world missed out on a potentially great franchise? Find out now in the newest episode of...The Novice Elitists, and the Knights of the Round Table.
This commentary was recorded on Dec. 7th, 2019.
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Friday Jan 24, 2020
Friday Jan 24, 2020
The Novice Elitists jump back into the realm of television, this time on the new streaming platform Disney plus! They also try their hand at non-commentary podcasting. Have the boys sold their souls for potentially the best piece of Star Wars media since The Empire Strikes Back? Will Baby Yoda charm us as much as it has the rest of the Star Wars watching world? Will the boys handle a show without a movie to guide them? And is Disney+ truly the best thing since sliced bread? Find out all that and more, in the newest issue of! The Novice Elitists: Prime Time Heros.
This review was recorded on Nov. 23rd, 2019.
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Friday Jan 24, 2020
Friday Jan 24, 2020
The Novice Elitists boys are still out vacationing on everybody's favorite Forest Moon, and both feel quite appalled by the sudden spike of violence going on here. A band of marauders have shown up and have been getting quite uppity. It definitely won't reflect well on our trip advisor ratings! Will our dashing heroes make it through The Battle for Endor? Find out now in the exciting conclusion to...The Novice Elitists take Endor!
This commentary was recorded on Nov. 23rd, 2019
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Thursday Jan 16, 2020
Thursday Jan 16, 2020
The Novice Elitists are back from their detour with a certain Life Day celebration, and are continuing their tour of the forest moon of Endor. Our original group of rebels have all gone home (or are they yet to come?), but your intrepid masochists' have stuck around to meet a new pair of sibling-heroes! Will Cindel and Mace rival Luke and Leia for the best sibling pair of the Star Wars retrospective? Find that out and more, in the latest edition of...The Novice Elitists: Across the 8th Dimension!
This commentary was recorded on October 26th, 2019.
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Thursday Jan 09, 2020
Thursday Jan 09, 2020
The Novice Elitists boys are back, and they're cleaning up old debts. The Toxic Avenger, and Troma overall, have long been referenced in the annuals of the Novice Elitists, and now the boys are finally making good. After so much build up, will this be the Infinity War of the Novice Elitists podcast, or will it indeed turn out to be the Endgame of the show? What does that even mean? You decide!
This commentary was originally recorded on Oct. 6th, 2019.
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Friday Dec 27, 2019
Friday Dec 27, 2019
Happy Life Day everybody, and welcome to a very special edition of The Novice Elitists Podcast. It's torture time here in the NE Bunker, and this year we're taking it where it hurts. Star Wars was a childhood love for both of our daring hosts, and to think it hit a nadir such as this is a painful enough experience. But the thought alone does not compare to the oppressive agony of actually watching the film. So put on your best S&M gear, and don't forgot your nipple clamps, as we get ready to feel pain only a masturbating Wookie could give, with The Star Wars Holiday Special.
This commentary was recorded Dec 21st, 2019.
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Wednesday Dec 25, 2019
Wednesday Dec 25, 2019
Merry Christmas from your boys from the NE. We've got on our best yuletide outfits, and some christmas flavored tea at our sides, and on top of that we have a first for the podcast! Our first listener requested commentary, the Disney+ exclusive, Noelle. So get down on your knees and give disney their precious cash, and watch along with us with the Anna Kendrick Christmas classic. Oh and for Isaac's sake (even though he doesn't mention this until the end) play along with our drinking game, and drink whenever they mention the word Ipad. WARNING: The Novice Elitists Podcast will not be held responsible for any alcohol related poisoning or death associated with the (copyright) Ipad Drinking Game. Please drink responsibly.
This commentary was recorded on Dec 21, 2019.
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Wednesday Dec 25, 2019
Wednesday Dec 25, 2019
The time has come, ladies and gentlemen. We've got our tissue boxes prepped and our footy pajamas on, as we say goodbye to our good friends, and enemies, as the ewoks' win the day in 1983's Return of the Jedi. The Novice Elitists boys debate the positive, and negative merits of the film, but overall couldn't be happier to be here, as we venture through the final film in the original Star Wars trilogy. Will the boys give the film a pass on some of its' lesser elements, or will the film stand up better than it's reputation might claim? Find out now in this stunning new episode of The Novice Elitists Podcast!
This commentary was recorded on Oct. 6th, 2019
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Tuesday Dec 17, 2019
Tuesday Dec 17, 2019
The Novice Elitists tip their toes into the realm of schlocky Martial arts films, with The Man With the Iron Fist, the directorial debut of The RZA. Do the rest of the Wutang boys show up for the party? Does Russel Crow bring out his inner kung-fu master? And does this film really count as blaxspoiltation? Find out now, in this stunning new episode of The Novice Elitists' Fight the Iron Cross Group!
This Commentary was recorded on Sept. 15th, 2019
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