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The Novice Elitists is a podcast making commentaries on various films, and tv episodes.
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Friday Aug 21, 2020
Friday Aug 21, 2020
The Novice Elitists boys are back cleaning up old messes once again. This time redoing a past Pilotsville enty, covering the 1997 failed pilot for Justice League of America. What will the boys think a second time around? What did the boys think the first time? Find out now in the newest episode of the show!
And stay tuned for more entries in the Pilotsville series, as well as the upcoming DC animated Retrospective.
This commentary was recorded on Aug 1st, 2020.
Email your buds at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter at @CalebAlexader
Friday Aug 14, 2020
Friday Aug 14, 2020
#3 The Novice Elitists boys return once again to the realm of kaiju goodness, this time covering the 50th anniversary extravaganza: Godzilla Final Wars. What will the NE boys think of this giant-scale monster mash up? Hit that play button, and take the ride with us! Commentaries are always more fun when you watch along, and Godzilla films are always good for a rewatch! And make sure you listen to the end, because that old Super-X Monster-mashup Super-computer has another doozy for us this time around. What's it gonna be? Find out now!
This commentary was recorded on August 1st, 2020.
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Sunday Aug 02, 2020
Sunday Aug 02, 2020
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to The Novice Elitists Film Podcast. In our first episode post the Star Wars era, we're heading back to the 70s with some kung-fu infused, blaxpoiltation goodness. We've got on our bell-bottoms, and some Elton John sunglasses, and we're ready to get funky and get down, with The Disco Godfather. Definitely watch along with us folks, cause this film is a blast.
This commentary was recorded on July 26, 2020.
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Sunday Jul 26, 2020
Sunday Jul 26, 2020
Ladies and gentlemen, we've arrived. After more than a year since we first began our ride on the Star Wars train, the boys have reached their final stop. The final conclusion to the Skywalker era, and the end of our retrospective, all in one very messy package! What do your boys from the NE think of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker? Find out now!
And thank you dear listener, for following us to the end of a very special series of, The Novice Elitists: To Infinity and Beyond!
This commentary was recorded on July 4, 2020.
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Saturday Jul 18, 2020
Saturday Jul 18, 2020
The boys from the NE return for their penultimate Star Wars commentary. It's been a long, and treacherous journey to get here, but before we reach our final station, we have one more stop along the way. That's right folks, it's time we check out the second entry in the "Star Wars Story" series: Solo: A Star Wars Story. (Sidenote, it's also probably the last Star Wars Story movie)
What will the boys think of Ron Howard's first entry in the Star Wars world? How will this Disney prequel film stand up against the last one? Find all those answers and more, in this exhilarating penultimate edition of! The Novice Elitists Presents: Cthulhu's Maw.
This commentary was recorded on June 14, 2020.
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Friday Jul 10, 2020
Friday Jul 10, 2020
The Novice Elitists continue their Star Wars coverage with the episode they've been dreading most...Star Wars - Episode VII: The Last Jedi. Boy, has there been a more toxically divisive entry in the series? From the people who love it and defend it in the extreme, to the people who despise it and will take no other opinion, this movie certainly has had many words spilt across the vast interwebs. What will our boys from the NE have to add to the conversation? Probably not much! But the podcast is nearly 3 hours long, so there's gotta be something worthwhile in there. So check it out, cause what do'ya got to lose?
And keep your eyes peeled folks! We may be riding through a pretty heavy storm as we come to the end of this Star Wars debacle, but we can see the horizon not far off.
This commentary was recorded on June 10th, 2020.
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Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
The Novice Elitists boys return to the Star Wars torture train, but this time it's not so torturey. In fact, unlike everything post the Tartakovsky series, the boys have a rather tempered down discussion on a Star Wars film, as they discuss the pros and cons of this first "Story" movie. So that's progress! Why don't you come on along for the ride, and we'll find out how Godzilla alum Gareth Edwards does, with Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.
This commentary was recorded on June 2nd, 2020.
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Friday Jun 26, 2020
Friday Jun 26, 2020
Halloween has arrived early here at The Novice Elitists studio. We've got our candy corn out for eating, and our pumpkins primed for carving. But before that, we have to get to the highlight of the season, a great monster-mystery film. That means it's time to finally break out our pre-Rogue One Peter Cushing film...The Beast Must Die.
The boys will mostly be going in blind on this one, so you might want to watch the movie along with us. And if that's the case, then break out your copies of the film and follow along with your buds, in this exciting new episode of: The Novice Elitists' Present: Ten Little Werewolves.
This episode was recorded on June 2nd, 2020.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @calebalexader
Wednesday Jun 17, 2020
Wednesday Jun 17, 2020
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to the show. It's mea culpa day here at Novice Elitists headquarters. We've done our hail Mary's, and we've served our time in penance, but before we can reach some form of resolution, we have to go back to where it all began...to our first Star Wars commentary, a long time ago, in a podcast far far away, so we can finally make good on the errors of our past. What will our intrepid travelers have to say about a movie they covered four years prior? Find out now, in this somber new edition of...The Novice Elitists Go See Moving Pictures.
This commentary was recorded on May 31, 2020.
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"This will begin to make things right."
Friday Jun 12, 2020
Friday Jun 12, 2020
The Novice Elitists boys return for their last Lucas era Star Wars Film, which is really just four TV episodes slapped together and sold as a movie. Talk about ending on a whimper...
That's right ladies and gentlemen, it's time for round two of the Star Wars crew trying to flesh out those clone wars that we've all heard about, but never really saw in the films. Will this animated "film" prove a better attempt then the Tartakovsky micro-series? Find out now, in this exciting new episode in the The Novice Elitists Saga.
This commentary was recorded on May 23rd, 2020.
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