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The Novice Elitists is a podcast making commentaries on various films, and tv episodes.
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Friday Nov 27, 2020
Friday Nov 27, 2020
Finishing out the last of our Halloween themed podcasts, we covered another (semi?) entry in our Oltra-Violent A-Rated Basement. This time looking back at another project based on the works of Hideyuki Kikuchi with the 1985 OVA/Theatrical film hybrid(?), Vampire Hunter D. What will the boys think of the predecessor to the anime classic Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust? Find out now!
This commentary was recorded on Nov. 1st, 2020.
Email your blood-sucking fiends at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @Calebalexader
Monday Nov 23, 2020
Monday Nov 23, 2020
Finishing out our "Sea Shanties of Horror" series, the boys take a boat to Robert Egger's 2019 psychological chiller, The Lighthouse. So join us back in the speakeasy, grab a few drinks (but not too many), and listen in as we discuss our final entry for this halloween season, as well as our final thoughts on the other three films, and the series overall.
This episode of the show was recorded on Nov. 1st, 2020.
Contact the show at @thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @Calebalexader
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Covering the last of Jason's halloween themed picks, we're jumping back to Justice League season one, with A Knight of Shadows. At the time of this release, Halloween has come and gone, but fear not dear listener. Cause the boys from the NE have been hard at work on an experimental time machine device, and have imbedded it in the code of this episode. So come take part in our experiment and hit play when we say now!
Then after that, email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com and let your hosts know if you were transported back to Oct. 24, 2020: the day when we recorded this episode. Isn't science fun?!
WARNING: The Novice Elitists Podcast will not be held responsible for any side effects related to the (copyright) Podcast-Time Inverter Device. Side effects include brain hemorrhaging, gauging of the eyes and/or eardrums, as well as an unexplained love for the 2017 film Justice League. If you experience any of the aforementioned side effects, keep it to yourself.
Wednesday Nov 11, 2020
Wednesday Nov 11, 2020
The Novice Elitists take a break from their regularly scheduled programing, and head back to The Novice Elitists Speakeasy for a discussion on the 1977 film, Shock Waves. Choosing to shake things up for the last two films in Caleb's spooktacular Halloween Series, "Sea Shanties of Horror", the boys decided to cover these films in a brand new format! What's that format you ask?! Well that's what the podcast is for! This is just the description! Click Play now and find out!!! 🎃🎃🎃 ☠☠☠
This episode of the show was recorded on Oct. 24th, 2020.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader
Friday Nov 06, 2020
Friday Nov 06, 2020
Welcome ladies and gentlemen (and all those in between) to a brand new series here at the The Novice Elitists Studios. That's right folks, your buds have continued to expand their operation into some property and they've opened up a bar! So come in, have a drink, sit back and relax and listen in as your hosts wax poetic about a bunch of random shit. Mainly touching back on the topics from their last bonus episode: ie. video games, DC shit, and comic books. We also throw in a little police brutality talk, cause why not! So if you like that stuff, tune in! And if don't like that stuff, tune in anyway cause come on, it's us.
This episode was recorded on Oct. 17th, 2020.
P.S. This episode was the result of a number of delays during our Ultimate Spider-Man commentary, and is something of a jumble. But if you like the idea of a more causal show, let us know at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader.
New Theme "Dance with a Stranger" by Cool Cat Music.
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
The Novice Elitists boys return once again to cover yet another listener request episode. This time jumping over to the 2012 Marvel series, Ultimate Spider-Man. The first time the creeping vines of the Marvel universe has entered the podcast. What will the boys think of yet another of Jason's halloween themed picks? Find out now in the penultimate episode of! The Novice Elitists vs. The Army of Darkness.
And Stay Tuned for a special bonus episode formed out of the delays we had with this recording! Same Bat time, Same Bat Channel! (Bat cause of Dracula)
This commentary was recorded on Oct. 17th.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @Calebalexader
Friday Oct 30, 2020
Friday Oct 30, 2020
The Novice Elitists once again return to the Oltra Violent A-rated basement, with another one of Isaac's picks. This time covering Yoshiaki Kawajiri's 1987 anime shocker, Wicked City. This is another episode of the boys doing their due dilligence, covering a film they've mentioned many times in previous episodes. But what will they think, finally sitting down to cover it?! Hey, man I just write the descriptions. You want to find out, hit play and get off my back.
This commentary was recorded on Oct. 12, 2020.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader
Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
The Novice Elitists continue their series of listener requests, with another one of Jason's picks. This one isn't a halloween themed pick, although it does feature horror elements! So still kinda Halloweeny!
That's right folks, for this episode of the show we're jumping into the second season of Justice League with the Stan Berkowitz penned script, Only a Dream. So give the episodes a watch, and then rewatch them with us, in this very special edition of...
The Novice Elitists' Present: Dream Warriors: Don't Wanna Dream No More.
This commentary was recorded on Oct 12, 2020.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @Calebalexader
Saturday Oct 24, 2020
Saturday Oct 24, 2020
Jumping back into the realm of the Justice League, The Novice Elitists boys have turned their eyes to the 1978 series, The Challenge of the Superfriends. We've got on our lab coats, and Isaac's got the scalpel, as we prepare to dissect this 70's DC oddity. Watch along with us folks, cause this is another one of us mainly reacting to what's happening on the screen. But boy is it a doozy.
This commentary was recorded on Oct 4th, 2020.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @calebalexader
Wednesday Oct 21, 2020
Wednesday Oct 21, 2020
The Novice Elitists Boys return once again to the realm of Italian cinema, as they continue down the stream in the Sea Shanties of Horror series. This time covering Lucio Fulci's iconic zombie splatacular, Zombi 2. Or as it's more commonly known in the west, Zombie. Or it's UK title Zombie Flesh Eaters. Or as Caleb likes to call it, A Great Fucking Movie. So pop in your copies and watch along with us! Commentaries are always more fun when you watch along (particularly when the boys are mainly reacting to what they're seeing on screen). So watch along with us, and find out where the water's taken us this time.
This commentary was recorded on Oct. 4th, 2020.
Email your zombie buds at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @Calebalexader
This movie can also be found buried deep near the bottom of Caleb's filmtavern instagram page. https://www.instagram.com/p/BaPqxgenAaY/?igshid=xx7kp0obyq5z