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The Novice Elitists is a podcast making commentaries on various films, and tv episodes.
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Saturday Oct 24, 2020
Saturday Oct 24, 2020
Jumping back into the realm of the Justice League, The Novice Elitists boys have turned their eyes to the 1978 series, The Challenge of the Superfriends. We've got on our lab coats, and Isaac's got the scalpel, as we prepare to dissect this 70's DC oddity. Watch along with us folks, cause this is another one of us mainly reacting to what's happening on the screen. But boy is it a doozy.
This commentary was recorded on Oct 4th, 2020.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @calebalexader
Wednesday Oct 21, 2020
Wednesday Oct 21, 2020
The Novice Elitists Boys return once again to the realm of Italian cinema, as they continue down the stream in the Sea Shanties of Horror series. This time covering Lucio Fulci's iconic zombie splatacular, Zombi 2. Or as it's more commonly known in the west, Zombie. Or it's UK title Zombie Flesh Eaters. Or as Caleb likes to call it, A Great Fucking Movie. So pop in your copies and watch along with us! Commentaries are always more fun when you watch along (particularly when the boys are mainly reacting to what they're seeing on screen). So watch along with us, and find out where the water's taken us this time.
This commentary was recorded on Oct. 4th, 2020.
Email your zombie buds at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @Calebalexader
This movie can also be found buried deep near the bottom of Caleb's filmtavern instagram page. https://www.instagram.com/p/BaPqxgenAaY/?igshid=xx7kp0obyq5z
Friday Oct 16, 2020
Friday Oct 16, 2020
The Novice Elitists boys are still riding the DC tidal wave, this time being swept into the world of 2004's, The Batman. Jason has yet again brought us a DC related request, this one being a halloween themed episode called "Grundy's Night". So everybody gather around your favorite zombie pals, and we'll see what the DC overlords have brewing for us in this very special episodes of: The Novice Elitists in the Swamp of the Living Dead.
This commentary was recorded on Oct 4, 2020.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com on twitter @calebalexader
Monday Oct 12, 2020
Monday Oct 12, 2020
The Novice Elitists Boys are returning once again to their video game retrospective, as well as adding a second entry to a show they hadn't yet named: The OltraViolent A-rated basement. On today's episode Isaac is taking us back to the 1991 Ninja Gaiden OVA. What will the boys think about this supernatural exploration into the realm of Video Game adaptations? Hit the A button to find out!
And just to make it easier to watch along with your buds, here's the link we used: https://youtu.be/Bf-H2d4QzmY
This commentary was recorded on Sept. 26, 2020.
Email the show at thenovicelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
What's this dear listener? Two Novice Elitists episodes in one day? It's a Halloween miracle!
We've got some horror themed plans here at The Novice Elitists headquarters, and in order to get the release schedule cleared up, we've paired up two of Jason's picks for your listening pleasure. This episode covering the first appearance of famed Gorilla hero, Gorilla Grodd! How will our daring ape stand up against that infamous gang of scoundrels, The Justice League?! Don't find out next week, find out now! This Ape-time, This Ape-Channel!
This commentary was recorded on Sept. 26, 2020.
Email Grodd's favorite slave-men at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
The Novice Elitists continue their tour through the Justice League requests of one of our listeners, this time covering The Enemy Below. It's been awhile since we've seen Aquaman on the podcast, and we're happy for the excuse to check out a bit of a different take on "AC". As per usual with our commentaries, this is more of a discussion around the episode, so break out a copy and watch along with us! And thanks again to Jason for the requests.
This commentary was recorded on Sept. 19, 2020.
Email your aquatic mates over at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader
Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
Halloween time has arrived in The Novice Elitists Studios, and one of your hosts has mixed up a concoction of horror goodness for your blissful ears. It's been long told in the annuals of TNE history, that Caleb is a fan of water-centric films. And for the first of our Halloween Extravaganzas, he's been hard at work at his witches cauldron, preparing a list of four films all centered around the sea. The first of the four being John Carpenter's classic gothic sea-shanty, The Fog. So put on your gum boots and long necked sweaters, as we head off to a town by the sea, and a camp fire on the beach, as we swap ghost stories and wait for the fog to wash over us all.
This commentary was recorded on Sept. 20th, 2020.
Swap some tails of the sea at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on the tweater @CalebAlexader
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
After cleaning up a loose end with the Justice League of America pilot, we're finally making a proper return to our DC retrospective.
Beginning our look at the realm of the DC animated adventures, we're finally covering a series of requested commentaries from the 2001 Justice League series. The first one being the John Stewart focused court drama, In Blackest Night.
Thanks again for the request Jason, and if you would also like to make a suggestion for your hosts to review,
contact us at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter at @CalebAlexader
This commentary was recorded on Sept. 5, 2020
Saturday Sep 19, 2020
Saturday Sep 19, 2020
The Novice Elitists boys return once again, this time breaking new ground with our first out and out comedy flick. That's right folks, it's time for us all to take a trip back to the more innocent days of 2003, and see what Hollywood had to say about racial equality and police brutality. And where better to look than Martin Lawrence and his hit comedy film, National Security?! So come along with us folks! Get on your Novice Elitists brand lab coats, and don't forget your notepads and pencils, as we prepare to dive deep into this comedy epic.
This commentary was recorded on Sept. 5th, 2020.
Email your pair of buds at thenoviceeltists@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader
Thursday Sep 10, 2020
Thursday Sep 10, 2020
The Novice Elitists boys are back, and we're still enjoying our time on the Pilotsville tour through the ages. This time we've gone through our time inverters to check out the 2006 sci-fi channel pilot for Mike Mignola's 2003 one shot comic: The Amazing Screw-On Head. So watch the episode on youtube if you've never seen it, and then watch it again with us, as we see whether this show deserved to go to series, or be forgotten to the annuals of television history. Click play and find out!
And because we here at The Novice Elitists studios wanted to make sure we gave a little more bang for your buck on this free episode, we've included the part of our spoilerific Tenant discussion that we managed to record.
This commentary was recorded on Sept. 5th, 2020.
Email Emperor Zombie and his Monkey-Man Pal at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader