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The Novice Elitists is a podcast making commentaries on various films, and tv episodes.
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Monday Jan 25, 2021
Monday Jan 25, 2021
The Novice Elitists return to shark infested waters once again, but this time we've brought some back up with us. Friend of the show Johnny makes his follow-up on the show, as we once again watch a film with 3-D in the title. (A fact that none of us realized at the time, and never brought up) But this time we're covering one with 100% more sharks, so hey, that's something! And if you're fan of shark related movies, stay tuned till the end for some spoilers on future shark related content coming down the podcast pipe line.
But before you get to that bit at the end, why don't you pop in your copy of of the film, get yourself a couple of drinks, settle in, and watch along with us as we wade our way through some slightly bloody water in this Jaw-dropping sequel to Jaws 2.
This commentary was recorded on Jan. 7th, 2021.
Email your favorite pair of bloody shark jaws over at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to us on twitter at @Calebalexader
Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
The Novice Elitists Boys return with our first episode recorded in 2021! And to kick off the party, we decided to return to a retrospective that Mr. Isaac kicked off back during our recent Halloween escapades, and see what's what in this second attempt at adapting the Hideyuki Kikuchi series, Wicked City. Will the boys enjoy this live action attempt more than the infamous anime version? Find out all that and more in this stunning conclusion of, The Novice Elitists: 2020 Ain't Gonna Slow Our Roll - 2021: This Beat Goes On/Switching to Glide.
P.S. For anyone interested in watching along (and both hosts highly endorse you doing so), here's the link we used: "The WICKED CITY" - 1992 Live-Action Full Movie! - YouTube
This episode was recorded on Jan 2nd, 2021.
Email your favorite reptoids over at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to us on twitter @CalebAlexader
Monday Jan 11, 2021
Monday Jan 11, 2021
Following up our recent New Years special, we stepped out from the bar and back into the TNE studios for an inpromtu recording of yet another Kaiju infused monster mash-up. Will this Pacific Rim sequel bring an 'Uprising' in the boys' somber spirits? Find out now in this direct sequel to Bonus Episode 7! And make sure you stay tuned till the end for that Super X-Super Com...hey wait a minute, this isn't part of the Monster Mash series. This is getting confusing. Well, stay to the end anyway, cause why not!
This commentary was recorded on Dec 23rd, 2020.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
The Novice Elitists return with yet another non-chronological visit to the TNE Speakeasy. We're getting all out of wack over here, messing around with our Nolan-Brand podcasting device. But just because we're once again out of order, this doesn't mean you can't still have some fun with us, as the NE boys (and friend of the show Eric) sit down and chat about the things we usually like to chat about. Namely, Star Wars, various films across the board, as well as some behind the scenes peaks at your three hosts' history with podcasting. So hit that play button, settle in somewhere cozy, and enjoy the conversation with us.
This episode was filmed in front of a live bar-side audience on Dec. 18, 2020.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to us on twitter, @Calebalexader
And find out more about Eric, and his various podcasts by checking out his various twitter accounts. Although I'm only gonna list one of them here. :p
@Bullitt33
Thursday Dec 31, 2020
Thursday Dec 31, 2020
Hello ladies and gentlemen and all those in between, and welcome to the 7th episode of the TNE Speakeasy. You read that right folks, that's no typo. There are still 4 other speakeasy shows that have yet to find their way onto the feed. But because now is a special occasion, Bonus episode 7 could no longer wait for it's time in the sun, and has burst onto the scene early to fill you with some somber musings to end off a rather somber year. We chat a bit about Silent film--although mainly centered on The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, as well as take a look 100 years into the past, at the state of the world in 1920. It's a bit of a jumble, but if you have an hour to spare, why don't you come down to the bar, and we'll all raise a glass when the clock strikes 12, and head into the new year together.
So long 2020, good riddance, and please let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
This episode was recorded on Dec 23rd, 2020.
Send your hosts some new years cheer at thenoviceeltists@gmail.com
Or reach out to us on twitter, and send us some suggestions on things you'd liked to see covered in the new year! @CalebAlexader
Monday Dec 28, 2020
Monday Dec 28, 2020
#5 The Novice Elitists boys return once again to the realm of Kaiju madness, but for the first time in their Godzilla series, they've got a guest! Eric from The Best Picture Podcast joins in to discuss one of the Godzilla films least likely to win a best in anything. But even if the film is widely hailed as one of the worst in the franchise, you'll have to click that play button to find out what your hosts think of this one. And it may surprise you...or it might not. Either way, click play and find out! And stay tuned for the end to see what that wacky Super X Super Computer's got planned for us next time.
This commentary was recorded on Dec. 18th, 2020.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader. And if you want to check out The Best Picture podcast, you can find it where most podcasts are found. Or through this link: The Best Picture Podcast | Libsyn Directory
You can also follow Eric on twitter @Bullitt33
Friday Dec 25, 2020
Friday Dec 25, 2020
Come one, come all, back to the Star Wars feed of The Novice Elitists podcast! That's right folks, the annual Life Day celebration has come once again for your hosts, and that means we have to rifle through our storage and break out the manacles once again. Friend of the show Jason has been practicing his cosplay and is trying out his best Vincent Price from the end of The Pit and the Pendulum look. What will your hosts think of their brief return to the world of Star Wars? Hit play and find out!
This commentary was recorded on Dec. 16th, 2020.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader
Monday Dec 21, 2020
Monday Dec 21, 2020
The Novice Elitists return once again to the cover some more Justice League, this time finishing out our original slate of reviews from friend of the show, Jason. And what did he have in his hat filled with DC goodness? Well you're just gonna have to watch the episode to find out, cause this one's a mystery! You'll never know unless you hit play, so what are you waiting for?!
This commentary was recorded on Dec 13, 2020.
Contact the show and throw out your own picks for your hosts to review, over at our email thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @calebalexader
Monday Dec 14, 2020
Monday Dec 14, 2020
The Novice Elitists return once again, and this time with another guest host on the show! Long in the annuals of TNE history has Mr. Isaac made reference to his friend Johnny, and with the current state of lockdown in our neck of the woods, the time is finally right to have him on! And what pick did he bring for your listening pleasure? Why it's The Nutcracker in 3D! Or as the title said on our version, The Nutcracker: The Untold Story. But no matter which title you've got, pop it on and watch along with us, as we spread some yuletide cheer to your bissful ears. And stay tuned for at least one more festive themed episode this year, courtesy of friend to the podcast, Mr. Jason.
Oh! And just to make things easier for you folks to follow along, here's the link we used for this screening:
https://youtu.be/WVf1pq9kMhY
This commentary was recorded on Dec. 5th, 2020.
Email your nutcracking buds over at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader
Friday Dec 11, 2020
Friday Dec 11, 2020
#4 The Boys from the NE return with their fourth entry in their Godzilla Monster Mashup series. This time covering their second Showa era film, Godzilla vs. Megalon. Pop in your copy and watch along with us as we chat all things Godzilla, and try not to devolve into WWE style fight commentating. (At least for the 20 minutes of fight we get in this) Commentaries are always more fun when you watch along with us, and this film is fun on a bun. And stay tuned for that dastardly Super-X Super Computer at the end! Can your hosts stand up against the pick it's chosen for them this time?! Hit play and find out!
This commentary was recorded Nov. 25th, 2020.
Have a movie/tv pick you'd like your hosts to discuss? Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to us on twitter @Calebalexader