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The Novice Elitists is a podcast making commentaries on various films, and tv episodes.
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Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
The Exorcist series continues here at the TNE Speakeasy, with Caleb, Eric and Sean turning their attention to the third installment of the franchise. William Peter Blattey returns, after a brief disappearance and this time he's taking over the directorial duties. How will this third Exorcist film square up against the prior two? Find out now in this exciting new edition of All-New Exorcist #1: Continuing the same story but calling it a new series.
This episode was recorded on Mar. 20th, 2021.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to us on twitter @CalebAlexader
Check out Sean and Eric over on The Best Picture Podcast.
The Best Picture Podcast | Libsyn Directory
And follow Eric on twitter @Bullitt33
And check out Sean on his other podcasts, S*ht We Watch on Netflix:
https://shitwewatchonnetflix.libsyn.com/website
As well as his other show, The 1001 Movies Podcast:
Friday Apr 16, 2021
Friday Apr 16, 2021
Reaching back into the TNE archives, we flash back to some of the bonus material left over from our Wicker Man podcast. We discuss various filmmakers, including Stanley Kubrick, Ingmar Bergman, David Lynch and more, as well as branch back into some MCU talk, and a bit on surrealist film.
This episode was recorded on Feb. 23rd, 2021.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to us on twitter @CalebAlexader
And check out Eric on The Best Picture Podcast, or one of the various other podcast he appears on.
And follow him on twitter @Bullitt33
Monday Apr 12, 2021
Monday Apr 12, 2021
Returning after several months away from the world of schlock commentaries, Johnny has once again brought your boys another obscure bad movie for your listening pleasure. This time reaching into the depths of the little explored world of Italian animation, with a rip off of a rip off, in The Legend of Titanic. We've got talking rats, we've got freakishly frightening marine animals, and not to mention oodles of unintentional sexual innuendos--this movie has it all folks! So why don't you press play on the podcast, navigate over to the movie via this link ((1) LEGEND OF TITANIC | The entire movie for children in English | TOONS FOR KIDS | EN - YouTube) and laugh along with us in this very funny edition of, The Novice Elitists Take the Titanic!
This commentary was recorded on Mar. 15th, 2021.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to us on twitter @CalebAlexader
Friday Apr 09, 2021
Friday Apr 09, 2021
Isaac and Caleb head back to the bar to pick up on some old topics they hadn't discussed in awhile, such as the Christopher Nolan Batman trilogy. But they also turn their eyes to some of their usual topics, including a now out of date discussion on the (then) upcoming release of Godzilla vs. Kong. Either way, it's just another fun day at the bar. So grab a drink or two, or some relaxing Jasmine tea, and catch up with your buds on the latest edition of! The Novice Elitists Speakeasy: Better Late Than Never.
This episode was released on Jan. 31st, 2021.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to us on twitter @CalebAlexader
Monday Apr 05, 2021
Monday Apr 05, 2021
Caleb once again returns to the bar with the boys from The Best Picture Podcast, as the three of them dive deep into John Boorman's acid-laced sequel to The Exorcist. The Heretic has long been hailed as one of the worst sequels in cinema history, but our hosts aren't necessarily in agreement with that accessment. Who are the Heretics in this debate? Tune in now to find out!
This episode was recorded on Mar. 12th, 2021.
Do you have some repressed memories you'd like to retrieve? Email us now at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com for quotes on our TNE brand synchronizers! or contact us on twitter at @CalebAlexader
Check out Sean and Eric over on The Best Picture Podcast.
The Best Picture Podcast | Libsyn Directory
And follow Eric on twitter @Bullitt33
And check out Sean on his other podcasts, S*ht We Watch on Netflix:
https://shitwewatchonnetflix.libsyn.com/website
As well as his other show, The 1001 Movies Podcast:
Monday Mar 29, 2021
Monday Mar 29, 2021
The Boys from the NE return yet again to their DC retrospective, this time covering the penultimate episode in their pre-Flashpoint Paradox, Justice League Retrospective. Due to some time contraints, we ended up doing this two parter review in reverse. So this week we'll get the commentary on Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths and several weeks later, the review of Earth 2 will grace your podcast feeds. We're a little low energy on this one, but don't worry folks! We're still very excited to be here, finishing up a retrospective that has run on a bit longer than we were intending--but stay tuned for the coming Superman retrospective!
And make sure to keep that dial turned to The Novice Elitists for the stinger at the end, where we detail some of our plans for the Superman series.
This commentary was recorded on Mar. 9th, 2021.
Curious about a parallel universe version of our show? Email us at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com for details. Or reach out to us on twitter @CalebAlexader
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Returning to the bar, Isaac is once again absent. Caleb's been sheltering him from the law, and hiding him in the bar basement. But to keep up the illusion, he's unfortunately gonna be absent for several episodes after this. (Minus next week, when we'll publish an episode from before his legal troubles began)
But luckily this week Eric has returned, and he's brought the second half of The Best Picture Podcast, Sean, to discuss another film from 1973. This time looking at one of the pillars of 70s horror, The Exorcist.
This episode was recorded on Mar. 5th, 2021.
Do you fear the priest? Let us know over at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or contact us on twitter at @CalebAlexader
Check out Sean and Eric over on The Best Picture Podcast.
The Best Picture Podcast | Libsyn Directory
And follow Eric on twitter @Bullitt33
And check out Sean on his other podcasts, S*ht We Watch on Netflix:
https://shitwewatchonnetflix.libsyn.com/website
As well as his other show, The 1001 Movies Podcast:
Thursday Mar 18, 2021
Thursday Mar 18, 2021
Hello Novice Elitists listeners! Here is a brief introductory episode to a brand new podcast by your two pair of buds. Long in the annuals of TNE history have your hosts said they would one day start an Avatar podcast. You didn't believe us, you called us liars, you spat on us in the streets, punched us in our guts, etc. But finally we're making good on all those promises! So follow us over on our new feed, which you can find here: https://tnebendingtheelements.podbean.com/
And forgive us for how slapped together it is at the moment.
And email us with your thoughts on the new show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to us on our new email at
TNEbendingthelements@gmail.com
Or on twitter @CalebAlexader
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Returning after a hiatus from the realm of horror cinema, Caleb heads back to the bar and once again TNE co-host Isaac has found himself absent from his usual spot at the table. Due to extenuating circumstances that I'm not legally allowed to share, Mr. Isaac has been forced to go on the run--ugh, I mean, take a brief sabbatical for some quiet meditation. So Mr. Eric from The Best Picture Podcast has yet again joined the show, and this time to discuss something not Godzilla related! That's right folks, it's time to turn our eyes back to the 70s and what better year to look at than 1973, with a cult sleeper hit staring horror icon Christopher Lee!
"Oh Mr. Description, could you possibly be covering the last Christopher Lee Dracula film, The Satanic Rites of Dracula?! (1973)" No, damn you! We're covering Robin Hardy's masterpiece occult horror flick, The Wicker Man! Now shut up and watch the film!
This discussion was filmed in front of a live bar-side audience on Feb. 23rd, 2021.
Email your publicly fornicating youths at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to us on twitter @CalebAlexader
And check out Eric on The Best Picture Podcast, or one of the various other podcast he appears on--like the Sci-fi Partyline Podcast! And follow him on twitter @Bullitt33
Monday Mar 08, 2021
Monday Mar 08, 2021
Following up on our recent review of Darwyn Cooke's epic, DC: The New Frontier, we turn our eyes to the 2008 adaption of (mostly) the same name. Finally kicking off our series reviewing the DC animated films, we're starting with the second one they did in the DCAU. What will your hosts think of a film that condensed a 400 page book down to 75 minutes? Well, you might be able to guess, but tune in anyway, cause why not!
This episode was recorded on Feb. 9th, 2021.
Email your creatures of The Centre over at thenoviceelitsts@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader