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The Novice Elitists is a podcast making commentaries on various films, and tv episodes.
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Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
The Exorcist series continues here at the TNE Speakeasy, with Caleb, Eric and Sean turning their attention to the third installment of the franchise. William Peter Blattey returns, after a brief disappearance and this time he's taking over the directorial duties. How will this third Exorcist film square up against the prior two? Find out now in this exciting new edition of All-New Exorcist #1: Continuing the same story but calling it a new series.
This episode was recorded on Mar. 20th, 2021.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to us on twitter @CalebAlexader
Check out Sean and Eric over on The Best Picture Podcast.
The Best Picture Podcast | Libsyn Directory
And follow Eric on twitter @Bullitt33
And check out Sean on his other podcasts, S*ht We Watch on Netflix:
https://shitwewatchonnetflix.libsyn.com/website
As well as his other show, The 1001 Movies Podcast:
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Returning to the bar, Isaac is once again absent. Caleb's been sheltering him from the law, and hiding him in the bar basement. But to keep up the illusion, he's unfortunately gonna be absent for several episodes after this. (Minus next week, when we'll publish an episode from before his legal troubles began)
But luckily this week Eric has returned, and he's brought the second half of The Best Picture Podcast, Sean, to discuss another film from 1973. This time looking at one of the pillars of 70s horror, The Exorcist.
This episode was recorded on Mar. 5th, 2021.
Do you fear the priest? Let us know over at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or contact us on twitter at @CalebAlexader
Check out Sean and Eric over on The Best Picture Podcast.
The Best Picture Podcast | Libsyn Directory
And follow Eric on twitter @Bullitt33
And check out Sean on his other podcasts, S*ht We Watch on Netflix:
https://shitwewatchonnetflix.libsyn.com/website
As well as his other show, The 1001 Movies Podcast:
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Returning after a hiatus from the realm of horror cinema, Caleb heads back to the bar and once again TNE co-host Isaac has found himself absent from his usual spot at the table. Due to extenuating circumstances that I'm not legally allowed to share, Mr. Isaac has been forced to go on the run--ugh, I mean, take a brief sabbatical for some quiet meditation. So Mr. Eric from The Best Picture Podcast has yet again joined the show, and this time to discuss something not Godzilla related! That's right folks, it's time to turn our eyes back to the 70s and what better year to look at than 1973, with a cult sleeper hit staring horror icon Christopher Lee!
"Oh Mr. Description, could you possibly be covering the last Christopher Lee Dracula film, The Satanic Rites of Dracula?! (1973)" No, damn you! We're covering Robin Hardy's masterpiece occult horror flick, The Wicker Man! Now shut up and watch the film!
This discussion was filmed in front of a live bar-side audience on Feb. 23rd, 2021.
Email your publicly fornicating youths at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to us on twitter @CalebAlexader
And check out Eric on The Best Picture Podcast, or one of the various other podcast he appears on--like the Sci-fi Partyline Podcast! And follow him on twitter @Bullitt33
Monday Jan 25, 2021
Monday Jan 25, 2021
The Novice Elitists return to shark infested waters once again, but this time we've brought some back up with us. Friend of the show Johnny makes his follow-up on the show, as we once again watch a film with 3-D in the title. (A fact that none of us realized at the time, and never brought up) But this time we're covering one with 100% more sharks, so hey, that's something! And if you're fan of shark related movies, stay tuned till the end for some spoilers on future shark related content coming down the podcast pipe line.
But before you get to that bit at the end, why don't you pop in your copy of of the film, get yourself a couple of drinks, settle in, and watch along with us as we wade our way through some slightly bloody water in this Jaw-dropping sequel to Jaws 2.
This commentary was recorded on Jan. 7th, 2021.
Email your favorite pair of bloody shark jaws over at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or reach out to us on twitter at @Calebalexader
Monday Nov 23, 2020
Monday Nov 23, 2020
Finishing out our "Sea Shanties of Horror" series, the boys take a boat to Robert Egger's 2019 psychological chiller, The Lighthouse. So join us back in the speakeasy, grab a few drinks (but not too many), and listen in as we discuss our final entry for this halloween season, as well as our final thoughts on the other three films, and the series overall.
This episode of the show was recorded on Nov. 1st, 2020.
Contact the show at @thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @Calebalexader
Wednesday Nov 11, 2020
Wednesday Nov 11, 2020
The Novice Elitists take a break from their regularly scheduled programing, and head back to The Novice Elitists Speakeasy for a discussion on the 1977 film, Shock Waves. Choosing to shake things up for the last two films in Caleb's spooktacular Halloween Series, "Sea Shanties of Horror", the boys decided to cover these films in a brand new format! What's that format you ask?! Well that's what the podcast is for! This is just the description! Click Play now and find out!!! 🎃🎃🎃 ☠☠☠
This episode of the show was recorded on Oct. 24th, 2020.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @CalebAlexader
Wednesday Oct 21, 2020
Wednesday Oct 21, 2020
The Novice Elitists Boys return once again to the realm of Italian cinema, as they continue down the stream in the Sea Shanties of Horror series. This time covering Lucio Fulci's iconic zombie splatacular, Zombi 2. Or as it's more commonly known in the west, Zombie. Or it's UK title Zombie Flesh Eaters. Or as Caleb likes to call it, A Great Fucking Movie. So pop in your copies and watch along with us! Commentaries are always more fun when you watch along (particularly when the boys are mainly reacting to what they're seeing on screen). So watch along with us, and find out where the water's taken us this time.
This commentary was recorded on Oct. 4th, 2020.
Email your zombie buds at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @Calebalexader
This movie can also be found buried deep near the bottom of Caleb's filmtavern instagram page. https://www.instagram.com/p/BaPqxgenAaY/?igshid=xx7kp0obyq5z
Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
Halloween time has arrived in The Novice Elitists Studios, and one of your hosts has mixed up a concoction of horror goodness for your blissful ears. It's been long told in the annuals of TNE history, that Caleb is a fan of water-centric films. And for the first of our Halloween Extravaganzas, he's been hard at work at his witches cauldron, preparing a list of four films all centered around the sea. The first of the four being John Carpenter's classic gothic sea-shanty, The Fog. So put on your gum boots and long necked sweaters, as we head off to a town by the sea, and a camp fire on the beach, as we swap ghost stories and wait for the fog to wash over us all.
This commentary was recorded on Sept. 20th, 2020.
Swap some tails of the sea at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on the tweater @CalebAlexader
Friday Jun 26, 2020
Friday Jun 26, 2020
Halloween has arrived early here at The Novice Elitists studio. We've got our candy corn out for eating, and our pumpkins primed for carving. But before that, we have to get to the highlight of the season, a great monster-mystery film. That means it's time to finally break out our pre-Rogue One Peter Cushing film...The Beast Must Die.
The boys will mostly be going in blind on this one, so you might want to watch the movie along with us. And if that's the case, then break out your copies of the film and follow along with your buds, in this exciting new episode of: The Novice Elitists' Present: Ten Little Werewolves.
This episode was recorded on June 2nd, 2020.
Email the show at thenoviceelitists@gmail.com or on twitter @calebalexader
Saturday Feb 08, 2020
Saturday Feb 08, 2020
It's that time of year again folks. Long in the annuals of TNE history have the lads made reference to this daunting horror of a film...The time has finally come to make good on those taunts. Will The Predator prove to be as bad as they remembered? Or have they misjudged this return of the prodigal son (Shane Black) to the franchise? Watch along with us and find out! We've got our best nipple clamps on, and our safe words are set firmly in place, as we prepare to dive into a masochistic nightmare with the 2018 flop-spectacular: The Predator.
This commentary was recorded on
Dec 7th, 2019.
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