Episodes
Friday Oct 16, 2020
The Batman: Grundy‘s Night (2005) Commentary
Friday Oct 16, 2020
Friday Oct 16, 2020
The Novice Elitists boys are still riding the DC tidal wave, this time being swept into the world of 2004's, The Batman. Jason has yet again brought us a DC related request, this one being a halloween themed episode called "Grundy's Night". So everybody gather around your favorite zombie pals, and we'll see what the DC overlords have brewing for us in this very special episodes of: The Novice Elitists in the Swamp of the Living Dead.
This commentary was recorded on Oct 4, 2020.
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Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Justice League: The Brave and the Bold (2002) Commentary
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
What's this dear listener? Two Novice Elitists episodes in one day? It's a Halloween miracle!
We've got some horror themed plans here at The Novice Elitists headquarters, and in order to get the release schedule cleared up, we've paired up two of Jason's picks for your listening pleasure. This episode covering the first appearance of famed Gorilla hero, Gorilla Grodd! How will our daring ape stand up against that infamous gang of scoundrels, The Justice League?! Don't find out next week, find out now! This Ape-time, This Ape-Channel!
This commentary was recorded on Sept. 26, 2020.
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Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Justice League: The Enemy Below (2001) Commentary
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
The Novice Elitists continue their tour through the Justice League requests of one of our listeners, this time covering The Enemy Below. It's been awhile since we've seen Aquaman on the podcast, and we're happy for the excuse to check out a bit of a different take on "AC". As per usual with our commentaries, this is more of a discussion around the episode, so break out a copy and watch along with us! And thanks again to Jason for the requests.
This commentary was recorded on Sept. 19, 2020.
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Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
Justice League: In Blackest Night (2001) Commentary
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
After cleaning up a loose end with the Justice League of America pilot, we're finally making a proper return to our DC retrospective.
Beginning our look at the realm of the DC animated adventures, we're finally covering a series of requested commentaries from the 2001 Justice League series. The first one being the John Stewart focused court drama, In Blackest Night.
Thanks again for the request Jason, and if you would also like to make a suggestion for your hosts to review,
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This commentary was recorded on Sept. 5, 2020
Friday Aug 21, 2020
Justice League of America (1997 Pilot) Commentary
Friday Aug 21, 2020
Friday Aug 21, 2020
The Novice Elitists boys are back cleaning up old messes once again. This time redoing a past Pilotsville enty, covering the 1997 failed pilot for Justice League of America. What will the boys think a second time around? What did the boys think the first time? Find out now in the newest episode of the show!
And stay tuned for more entries in the Pilotsville series, as well as the upcoming DC animated Retrospective.
This commentary was recorded on Aug 1st, 2020.
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Saturday Oct 26, 2019
Aquaman (2006 Pilot) Commentary
Saturday Oct 26, 2019
Saturday Oct 26, 2019
Returning after a long hiatus, The Novice Elitists hop back on the train to Pilotsville with the 2006 DC television pilot, Aquaman. Will this effort take on the Khal Drogo led film? Will Justin Hartley prove to be a better Arthur Curry than Smallville's own version? Find out, in the newest commentary by your boys from the NE, and let's all go for a swim.
Hopefully it won't take us two years till the next ride on the train!
This commentary was recorded on January 26, 2019.
Saturday Oct 05, 2019
The Return of Swamp Thing (1989) Commentary
Saturday Oct 05, 2019
Saturday Oct 05, 2019
We continue our adventures with Dick Durock as Swamp Thing in, The Return of Swamp Thing! We may have lost the directing 'prowess' of horror icon Wes Craven, or the many erm, attributes that Miss Barbeau brought to the series, but hey! At least Luis Jordan stuck around! Can the series improve with Schlock-meister Jim Wynorski taking over the director's chair?! Will they finally ditch the giant rubber celery stick costume of that first film?! Does Heather Locklear get down with the Swamp Thing better than that hot mamma, Barbeau?! Find out all that and more in this exciting conclusion(?) to the Swamp Thing duology!
This commentary was originally recorded on Dec. 6, 2018.
Friday Oct 04, 2019
Swamp Thing (1982) Commentary
Friday Oct 04, 2019
Friday Oct 04, 2019
Continuing our adventure through the lesser explored regions of the DC universe on screen, we found ourselves watching Wes Craven's Swamp Thing. Watch along with us as we struggle to identify who is playing the lead, as well as the subtle difference between sexual harassment and movie romance. What's the answer? You decide!
This Commentary was originally recorded on December 1st, 2018.
Saturday Sep 28, 2019
Wonder Woman (2011 TV Pilot) Commentary
Saturday Sep 28, 2019
Saturday Sep 28, 2019
The Novice Elitists hop on the train to Pilotsville, with the first in a new series covering bad Superhero pilots. We give a break on the unfinished effects, and/or music, but we got strong words for the other quite terrible aspects of the production.
This commentary was originally recorded on August 20th, 2017.